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Mary Shelton
Species Human
Gender Female
Nationality American
Affiliation Project LONG STAIR
Position XTT specialist
Distinctive Features Talks to the Dungeon, carries a Colt .45



A member of the Xenohuman Terrain Team program, Dr. Mary Shelton is currently attached to 3rd Squad, 1st Platoon, 1st DOG. This makes her one of the few females posted to Third Landing. Shelton was born in 1975 and grew up in New York City, New York. She is notoriously foul-mouthed and has a tendency to talk to herself.

CareerEdit

She holds a doctorate in cultural anthropology and was recruited to the XTT program from the US Agency for International Development (USAID). She speaks fluent Spanish, having worked in Latin America for many years.

While Shelton frequently exhibits the behavior of a stereotypical New Yorker, she can also demonstrate extraordinary patience and attention to detail when required. As she explains it, "As a grad student I sorted and cataloged pottery shards for a year. In Mexico, where it takes a month to get anything accomplished. Two if you want it fast. I wouldn't say it taught me Zen detachment, but I know wanting something to be over won't make it happen any quicker, so just accept it."

Shelton has proven effective in the field, quickly learning the basics in common xenofauna languages and is extraordinarily good at understanding the Dungeon layout, including likely positions for both the natural and created traps that infest it. This has made her a valued member of 3rd Squad, which has adopted the nickname of "The Bloody Marys." The nickname arose from an early patrol where the squad was ambushed by orcs. Many members of the squad received bullet wounds, overwhelming the medical supplies. After the orcs were defeated, Shelton produced a box of tampons from her personal supplies which were used as emergency field dressings. The additional supplies are credited with saving the life of Pvt. Mendez. Though tampons have long been used to staunch penetration wounds (http://www.snopes.com/military/tampon.asp), the members of Third Squad were taunted with the nickname "The Bloody Marys" until they defiantly adopted it as their own, including the design of a unofficial unit patch featuring the eponymous drink.

Rumors are rife in the confined and stressful environment of LONG STAIR and Shelton has attracted more than her share. Many of them are exaggerated for comic effect and are used as jokes to defuse the anxiety caused by her being a female who accompanies combat operatives. Few of these rumors are believed by the people who tell or hear them, but they serve to diffuse tension. Shelton is aware that rumors, often misogynistic ones, circulate about her but since they are never repeated to her she ignores them as part of dealing with sexism. 2nd Lt. J. Belmont, commander of 1st Platoon denounces them as unfounded and foolish whenever he overhears them but otherwise has taken no action..

Known RumorsEdit

  • Shelton is a witch who talks to the Dungeon. That's why 3rd Squad never gets hit by traps.
  • Shelton is a witch who talks to the Dungeon. She can tell it what to do. That's why 3rd Squad never gets hit by traps.
  • Shelton is a witch. She turned all of 3rd Squad into her zombie love slaves.
  • Shelton is a witch. She turned (random individual) into her zombie love slave.
  • Shelton holds pot and wine fueled orgies with her zombie love slaves in the Faculty Lounge when everyone else is asleep.
  • Shelton is not a witch. But she has been in the Dungeon before, down in Mexico. That's how she knows where everything is.
  • Shelton is not a witch. She was part of this covert team that shut down a Mexican Gate. That's how she knows where everything is.
  • Shelton is having an affair with (random individual). Pvt. Wilson and XTT specialist Thomas Washington are frequent candidates.


Dungeon ResearchEdit

She has of late been asking rhetorical questions to the Dungeon itself, though when pressed she will admit that "something" is listening to her. Shelton is a strong believer in the theory that the Dungeon is psychoreactive, changing itself in response to the thoughts and emotions of delvers and insists that the XTT program will not truly succeed until higher-level phenomenon are understood, though her rationale of "so we can figure out who is f******g with us and what the f*****s want" has not won her many allies amongst the LONG STAIR science staff.

She goes far beyond that theory in insisting that an intelligence of some kind is deliberately altering the environment in order to study human reactions. This theory is not accepted by LONG STAIR command, but she is amassing circumstantial evidence supporting her beliefs. This evidence is being collected in a Power Point presentation tentatively titled "Dungeons And Doctrines" which she intends to present to command at a future date.

Shelton is assisted in the field by Pvt. Kenneth "Shooter" Wilson, a straitlaced Southern Baptist from Paintsville, Kentucky who is uncomfortable with her frequent profanity. However his skill with a camera is equal to his prodigious skill with a rifle, leading to his current nickname and making him her most frequent assistant and bodyguard. Shelton carries a surplus .45 Colt 1911A pistol as part of her gear and is trained in its use, but has never fired it outside of the range.

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